Vol Spike, Risk Parity Unwind - Dont short the rip, vortex comin

Sell Vol they say
Buy the Dip
You might split and splayed
Because you're being played
and if ya keep buyin ya gonna get laid out
if ya short this bitch ya gonna get paid out

Vol is comin up,
Dont sell ya puts
Callin ya out
Buy ya collar and pop it.
Get on the straddle and leg it multi-layered and dont write the put
stop it


Then short all the exporters
Dont be fearful of some one shorter
And if ya too long lock up ya daughter

Because we headin to the bull slaughter
trade war
nockin down ya door
like a thump
from Donald Trump

Or some sticks and roger stones
breakin ya bones
while the rising vol and inflation reverberates its tones

impeachment and undertones
while mulers got a line out, its time to sign out

before someone will find out
this dimes out
chimin out

signing out

but remember pull up ya socks
short ya stocks
long the vol
not to be a troll

just wanted some good way to deliver this to yall