Irrefutable Fact Based Analysis Beyond Reproach

This peer-reviewed analysis has been prepared for you at great personal cost in terms of time and the burn of diminishing brain molecules this Saturday morning for your intellectual and financial betterment, at absolutely no cost to you. The title is self-explanatory to most, with the exception of the less-than-gifted, and for those I have included this brief overview to help you understand the awesomeness of my comprehension of the dark arts of technical analysis at such a great and profound depth. In brief, the phases are as follows. Phase #1. The sheer brilliance of launching an asset in a bear market. Launch the coin and go short. Listen to the retail investors scream as you make money and they don't. Phase #2. Slowly and quietly accumulate the asset at a deeply depressed price. Laugh loudly while doing so. Phase #3. After their divorces, a few retail investors who still have a few dollars in their pocket move back into the market, completely unaware that they are, quite humorously, referred to as "exit liquidity" by a creature called a "whale" that they have actually never really seen, and doubt exists. Phase #4. The Moon Phase. During this phase of the cycle, many learn the word "parabolic" and incorporate it into their daily conversation and written communications, like "Hey Babe, wanna go parabolic at my place ?"

Now unfortunately I have run out of time to discuss the fundamentals of this asset, such as it's real-world use and the practicality of harnessing distributed computing power and the growing demand for such resources in a silicone based world, but I assure you I shall continue my research after I determine who this women is that I found sleeping in my bed this morning, how she got there and where her clothes are.

With great love,

WMW Toronto, Canada

Comment:

Did I merntion that RNDR has a real world application and is actually in use . How radical I know, but it's true ! Imagine that ?