BITCOIN SHORT : CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY BLAME THIS ONE ON

Gather around boys 'n gurls.
No, Dorian Gray, I'm not homosexual.. I love women..

Now..
Been carrying on about this one for what feels like forever..
Ever tried, ever fail, right..

With a little luck, I might get my wish granted this time..

I want a squirrel onzie for my birthday!! There, I said it..

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In other news..
Bitcoin's headed to a dark place..
You may want to stop lying to yourself and close those long positions..

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I always forget to mention this..
The BTC signals I post are not trading advice.. Think of them as experimental..
Really.. I don't spend sufficient time looking at BTC to confidently give trading signals, and this isn't exactly a tame beast..

Just so we're clear..

PS.
There's something off with this pattern..

I've been expecting it to turn at $56400, and was aware that it do some tantric maneuvers, pouting like a schoolgirl and looking at me with that "Oh, you know you love it.." expression, which actually, I don't love..
This is my poo-face..
Don't be fooled..

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Every fcuking time I see it, I get the chills..
How many of these do I have to post for it to be acknowledged..
I've kinda lost the inhibition to be modest about this..

I've discovered the secret..
And proven that it exists..

PS:
If you're still feeling the need to argue and tell me about how news and hype and BTC halving and Santa is important and impacts price..

Please keep walking..
We're not gonna get along..

Spare us both the trouble..

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I'd be lying if I said I know exactly how high it's going, but I do know it's going up..
Strap in.. Regardless of how much it's going up, the top can't be That far away (says my rational mind).. Meh.
This is gonna be soo much fun!!

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Come-on, little Bitcoin!

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Small scalp on ORDI..

Should be over quick..
Like my intimate encounters..

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That's maybe just a bit ambitious..
This is safer, but even I lost interest..

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Small BTC SHORT

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Dunno if anyone's trading it, but if you're picking up what I'm putting down, it'll be easier to just follow on my charts, instead of me constantly posting updates:

dub.sh/eKNkpyy

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ABOVE IS BTC..

THIS IS ORDI..
dub.sh/le73oov

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Looks like 51500 target is in play..

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Murphy tells me this will end in disaster..

So I locked him in the broom closet..

BTC TP:

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Still on track..

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UPDATED ORDI TARGET..
$60.10

Suddenly this trade has value..

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The first rule of Crypto is: IT'S FRACTAL..

Here's the same EXACT pattern on a 1min chart..
The only reason the 3rd marker isn't touching perfectly is because it's a mid-trend cycle..

And if you didn't know, now you know..
How about discussing this topic instead of advertising your mental limitations by running around repeating "Market manipulation" with no proof and less of an idea what it would look like if you saw it..

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Really not sure why I'm sharing this..
You don't deserve to know..

Fuck it, I'm closing my account..

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Hmm...

Smelling a dump..
Who did it?

Spit it out..

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If it does come down past that bottom right circle, then it's broken out of the pattern and is very likely to start tumbling..

Both typing fingers crossed..

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Poo avoided! False alarm..

They're so temperamental when teething..

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Seriously.. At some point, at least one of you must start to believe what I'm saying about this not being random?

I knew it was in there, but never thought it would be this steep a hill to climb..
Bit disappointing..

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Next stop $56400..
Not sure if this ride has any brakes, tho..

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Urhg!!
And ORDI, unsurprisingly runs straight into a brick 0.236 wall..

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Will BTC do the same?

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No stopping the Satoshi Monster!
Well, blimey, George..

What are they feeding this fcuking thing!!

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Just waiting for confirmation, but it appears the champ has taken one straight to the plums, cuz he just slumped over like my junk used to when I thought of Lucille..

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This is a Herculean effort, George, I'll tell ya..
Some tear jersk'n shit, we're seeing here..

He's managed to get to his feet after crawling for a stretch..

Folks, just a reminder, you can follow our coverage of tonight's entertainment live at this chart: dub.sh/Bxn0YLo

Don't miss a thing as we draw the same squiggly thing over and over, looking for meaning..

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We've received confirmation..
They have decided to bring the game back to the 51850 yard line for that Fib foul..

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And NAKAMOTOMONSTER SAYS "NOOOOOO!"

I don't know about you, but I'm moist af!
What a game we're having tonight at the StuperBowl..

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I'm so inspired..
This is classic Bitcoin, George..

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George?


dub.sh/Igotsthegoosies

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This is why coins can run and "breakout"..
There's clear space just above the 100% Fib line, so you can fart without being heard..

Heaven!

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Love this coin..

@ORDI
I reckon I've earned equity by now..

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Good ORDI entry should be around 65.50..

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Correction: $63.55

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SHORT ORDI DOWN FROM $66.75 TO $63.60

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If you prefer pictures.. )

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Kill it at 67.00

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Reverse that short.. Headed up.

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MARKET UPDATE..
I reckon this is the end of the bullrun..
Here's the last target (if I'm right):

Close all long positions then.. Or don't, it's your money..
I'm looking for a researcher that's published on crypto strategy and rate of return etc, so if that's you, lemme know..

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It won't leave you feeling more confused that before the class..
Eliminate indicators entirely, use just one tool and it applies to all coins and debunks the many myths that are the reason regular TA feels so blurry and undefined..

There's a much better way that actually makes sense..


It won't be cheap, but you get what you pay for..

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Never tried the private posts..
Link on request..

Switching to that format.

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It seems like what I understood to mean and some of you got from it are somewhat different..

The original trade parameters included the chance of it going up, I calculated 56400.
Wasn't certain, at the time, so just mentioned it in stead of waiting until it eventually happened, which is today..

If you read the text, you'll realize that the entire thing has happened within the scope of the signal.. In between then and now, there have been 3 different scalps that all hit their target..

The expectation vs willingness to contribute on here is typical of the species..
You're welcome to comment if I get it wrong, I'm the first to admit it..
But make sure you've confirmed your facts.. Otherwise I'm inclined to bite back and that's not at all why I'm here..

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Updating this, since I facilitated a little coin orgy involving also ORDI, and the results have been amazing.. Thank you to all my fans.. The outpouring and expressions of love and adoration is inspiring and humbling..
It's my responsibility and undying commitment to making you profit selfishly without ever expecting anything in return.. Because I know better..

Anyway..
I'm back to annoy you and hopefully get you to unfollow me and anything I post, purely because you hate my guts..
Do it! Do it!! It's what we both want..

I posted a spectacular save 4 days ago that was also a very decent opportunity to do what you're here to.. Or what you're supposed to be doing, rather..

If you followed it, all 5 minutes I invested in explaining it on video, no less..
No, no need to thank me, I know it's appreciated.. I mean..)
Your gratitude is the thing that gives purpose to my existence..
Pfft..

But no..
Instead you spent hours focused on funny material to entertain your fellow nerds and get noticed.. Eventually, scribbling away led nowhere and your attention turned inevitably to your real passion.
Making little phallic line drawings at the edge of the pages, that animate delightfully when you brush a thumb across the book at just the right speed.. Oh, what fun you had.. But you learned nothing and earned less..

Here's what you missed..

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An actual prediction in action.. Imagine that..

Here's the result:

I'm happy to head-to-head with any TA out there, not because I think I know everything, but because I've spent more time dedicated to this than anyone and on average, I'll do better every time..
Until you have one of these in your Ideas page, please refrain adding any comments.. It's really not helpful to anyone..
What should happen immediately after this post, is that there should already be in your head, the obvious and only important question: How did he do that?
Followed by: "Can I do it too?", then: "What if we all learned to do that?"..
When you get to this realization, I suspect (forever the wishful optimist, right?), that the trolling bullshit will stop and for everyone's sake, we can focus on the real reason for being here.. Not the thing we do to pass the time while waiting for others to feed us knowledge..

You have the chance to learn while we're here..
This will not always be the case.. Use your time wisely..

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FInally..

All done..

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BEND, BITCHES!