DOGE - Much coin, such crypto, what a turd

Funniest crypto commercial def goes to etoro, which I don't use. Doge stinks, like most crypto. They all have these big plans, but has anybody tried using them to buy things? I have, binance is a nightmare, and the others aren't much better.
Still, I'm not going to act like I'm above the FOMO, I'm HODL'n some.