Here is the start of my bonking predictions. This coin is so bonking hilarious, I've bonked SBF 1500 times. As time passes, you will see more bubbles; these are my estimated price points. If they hit, I change the color to gold, if they are missed, they are grayed out. If you haven't bonked SBF yet, stop drinking soy milk.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the plummeting crypto of the century: LUNC! The price drops faster than a skydiver without a parachute, but don't let that fool you; this could be the greatest or stupidest opportunity of your lifetime. LUNC is water skiing over .000128, and you bet your ass I slurped up some of those LUNC coins. The general state of things...
Argentina may have won the world cup, but the crypto adverts (*Cough CRO) didn't do jack shit and were sitting in still waters. Just a note: my super duper secret method (not really) will start to show more predictions as time goes on, but that comes at a cost, which is a chart looking like pickup sticks. Suck it up. At the moment, we are sideways, but the...
I DON'T CARE IF THERES 10 BOTTOMS; IM STILL BUYING! I'm looking at this drop, and I'm looking back at the 200 EMA, and It looks to me like this shit is sliding down a hill on a sled, and It's not stopping today. This is good news for all you responsible, slow-as-turtles DCAers out there. This is bad news for you degens who keep reliably Aping all your rent...
Shit is starting to look like a dead cat bounce, but that's what you've trained for (and failed). The white bubbles portray an ark moving downward, like a drooper. Then you got the 200 EMA sitting there like a snake, thinking about moving down and eating those two white eggs. It's still technically possible to PUMPP or at least break the downtrend. I won't let...
The state of crypto right now is making me scared AND horny. We are seeing low prices and can't help but nibble, but will they continue to fall? Have we reached the bottom? Interestingly enough, you're reading my post, so perhaps you think I know what's going on, but I don't. Sorry to disappoint. Over the last year, I have acquired a particular set of skills:...
After mastering the art of LUNA drawings, Ive turned my brush to bitcoin. I've grown tired of watching bitcoin alongside alts, and I realized that focusing only on bitcoin removes an extra variable I would otherwise have when charting an alt. Besides, I can lose my family fortune with 100x leverage instead of relying on 50%-100% moves on alts. If you like to...
I know I said I would be suspicious of a luna pump, but F* what I said. I just discovered the proposed 1.2% transaction burn plan 15 minutes before writing this, then LUNC broke out faster than I could put my underwear back on, so here I am. I'm not sure what will happen here, guys, but I looked up what the Fibonacci tool does on youtube, and I made what might...
This fight was so worth the ticket price. LUNC bled all day despite BTCs manipulated recovery today, which signals to me that we are continuing a downward trend if we break through 0.00006194 and fail retests. I'll be very suspicious of any sideways or slow uptrend movement around this time. A moon shot is the only thing we want to see; otherwise, don't get...
I want to give everyone free-falling with me a big pat on the back because my parachute won't work. Things weren't looking so strong yesterday, and that LUNC 2x4 just snapped at the weight of BTC's dump hitting the floor, and I don't want to think of the costs of repairing that hole. We crashed into a critical support line from the most recent low before the...
That dummy thick drop was heard around the whole damn world, wtf guys!? Since my last post, kucoin has enabled futures on LUNC, so I can start hedging again! Both LUNA and LUNC dropped the bass, and you probably got liquidated if you're reading this. #MeToo Shits getting wild yall, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon says he is preparing the biggest U.S. bank for an...
I'm 356 Mg of caffeine into the day, and I'm no longer lying in the fetal position. Remember that scene in 300 towards the end where Leonidas and his last few soldiers stood surrounded by the Persian empire? Buckle the hell up; you are here. The fed has begun QT, and the bears are crying about this impacting the market, but I ain't shook because everyone is...
I hope you all listened to my accountant yesterday because I didn't. Today the LUNC price trended down at the rate of my mental decline, and I got slapped around all morning; it was like my house shook up and down, and I hit both the ceiling and floor. On the positive side, Kucoin opened margin trading on LUNC; now, I can get my dopamine rush while showing off...
Heyy heyyy heyyyyyyy... WaswaswasWASUUP! LUNC had a better rhythm last night than my Latin reggaeton playlist on Spotify. But like all good crypto investors, I fell asleep before that last 0.00018 rally and missed my chance to take profit, so I'm back staring at kukoin on my phone all afternoon more than my Bluetooth meat probe like the rest of you. LUNC went...
I'm not sure what's more exciting, watching LUNC chart by the minute or my memorial day brisket smoking in my Oklahoma joes grill. My BBQ skills aren't any better than my technical analysis skills, so that's bad news for you. However, if you fomoed at 0.00085, there's a 90% chance you don't drive with a seatbelt. (BULLISH!) We still have some ways to go before...
I've got my ham sandwich, and Kenobi qued up on Disney+ because it will be a long night. Luna bumped into the orange circles I made last night, and that's scary cause it makes me look like I know what I'm doing here. So I've updated my chart to what looks like a shotgun blast down south. That shawty got low to 0.00006 while I was sleeping, resulting in an...
Look at me; I'm the market maker now. Luna Classic is the most decentralized shit coin that's minting more supply of itself into circulation faster than you can say Klaus Schwab. Those dumb enough to buy that 0.00003 dip last week may have (accidentally) stumbled into financial independence but were here to go even further. The pump and dumps have been...
Trading view doesn't have Luna's classic chart working, so disregard the image above, I just needed to publish my prediction. Since the charts aren't working for luna classic, we are all flying blind. I've managed to scrape together my indicators on the Kucoin chart since it's the only one I can find currently. Applying RSI, HV, S A R, Ichimoku, EMA 10, 30, 50,...